boner central

You've been having flirty chat all day and can't wait to get back to boner central which is wherever the boning will take place

All this sexy chat has me wanting to return to boner central asap

Rogue Wank

You've prepared meticulously, however the mess escapes the meticulously pre prepared materials sock, tissue etc

Sorry babe I'm going to be running late just had a rogue wank and have to clean it up