Dildo saggins is the name of the main character from the critically acclaimed 2003 erotic action adventure film The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String
Dude, I was watching The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String last night and blew my wad to dildo saggins.
An eons old scale the function of which is to determine the attractiveness of a female. This is a Sacred scale passed down from bro to bro that has crossed classes, borders and even languages.
Guy 1: yo man, did you see that chick at 3 o'clock, she was at least a 8 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale).
Guy 2: Whats the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)?
Guy 1: the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale) is a sacred measuring scale that has been used between bros for hundreds of years. It first originated in the year 100,000 bc.
Guy 2; shit man, are you high?
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