always

a.)A vague and sarcastic response used to neutralize any statement that can be interpreted as sarcastically-attacking or passive aggressive regarding either you or what you represent.

b.)A useful response to questions or statements when the answer is yes or no. It works two-fold as an enhanced replacement for yes or an incredibly sarcastic replacement for no.

c.)A great way to take a compliment

a.) (1)Mary: Whoa, you look like you just woke up next two busted condoms and a guy with a mullet
Jen:...Always...

(2)Brian: Matt, doing whippets the night before finals is a fucking GREAT idea.
Matt:...Always...

b.) (1)-Are you hungry at all?
-Always

(2)Todd:Adam, what's the deal with your mom?
Heather:She's Hott
Todd:Yeah, Is she available?
Adam:yeah~always....Fuck you guys, I'm going to home.
(laughter ensues)

c.) (1)Porscha: Wow, that thing's Enormous.
Deon: Always..

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