Tucker Up

Verb

When an African-American man chooses to hang about exclusively with a man from the Orient.

(Potentially to fight crime, but also for more casual pursuits)

1. My man Darnell figured his group of friends wasn't multicultural enough, so he's just decided to Tucker Up for a week or two.

Squad Goal

A controversial tactic in Football (Soccer), where all players in the 25-man squad synchronously enter the field of play at a critical moment in the match, mob the other team and score a collective goal.

But ultimately Burnley's rugged defence proved no match for Manchester United's squad goal in the 15th minute of injury time.

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bigly

When somebody attempts to use the phrase big-league but cannot due to constant sniffing caused by injections of bits of human foetus and baby seal in the nasal cavity (an alternative treatment for the rare condition Orange-Duck Face).
Phrase coined by Donald Trump in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election.

"Hi, I know we just met, but I'm Donald Trump so show me them titties cause I'm bigly."
"Wait, why am I even asking? I'm bigly."
"Now that is one bigly wooden cross.... who's lighting it?"
"Where do I stand on women? I don't stand on them, I lay on them, bigly."
"My position on women? Doggystyle, bigly doggystyle."
"If tax-evasion was baseball, I'd be in the bigly, I'm Babe Ruth son."
"My policies are a joke? Your mom's a joke, bigly *sniffing sound* so so bigly"
"Trust me Bushy, my lawyers are bigly, Sexual Harassment cases: 67/67 bra"
"Trump Tower, grabbing random pussy, everything about me is bigly."

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White Power

The feeling of empowerment one gets standing up shortly after having had cum sprayed all over their face.

You know, we just love coming to the church’s Tuesday night meet ups out here in these woods cause we meet other people that think ‘white power’ and aren’t afraid to admit it.

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White Power

The feeling of empowerment one feels standing up shortly after having just taken a sizeable cumshot to the face.

We just love comin to the church’s Tuesday night meet ups in these here woods cause we just meet other people that think ‘white power’ and aren’t afraid to admit it.

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Tuck Up

Verb

To say something so incredulously stupid, backward, socially regressive and void of morality that you sound like Tucker Carlson.

*Not to be confused with Tucker Up (When an African-American man chooses to hang about exclusively with a man from the Orient)*

1. To tuck up so badly, that even your mother doesn't want to talk to you anymore.

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