Vain Stain

Fake Tan or the orange shit that self-obsessed insecure women smear all over themselves to try to make themselves more attractive to men. The irony is that pretty much all men hate it and think it makes women look like fucking idiots.

No matter how much Vain Stain that geebag smears all over herself, she still can’t hide from the fact that she’s a self-obsessed ugly bitch.

If she puts on any more VainStain she’ll turn into a fucking UmpaLumpa!

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