squeezing an orange

The act of driving through a yellow light right as it turns red.

Dude, if you would have taken any longer squeezing that orange, we would have had to run that light!

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soup-sandwich

1) A complete mess
2) A person with a total lack of organizational skills.

Wow, you forgot your wallet, got pulled over, AND locked your keys in the car?!? What a fucking soup-sandwich!

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fagbait

1. A gay male that is so femme that it is thought that he will attract other "fags".
2. A straight male's derogatory term for a gay male meaning that the hetro is a homophobe.
Also see Mpreg

You're such fagbait. If you don't get away from me, I'm gonna have the entire Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade coming down my street!

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