scene

Emo style without the emotion.

Kid 1: Man, my friend is emo!
Kid 2: Did he slit his wrists?
Kid 3: No... okay, I guess he's scene then.

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Twilex

The unstoppable hip-hop dance combination of Stephen "tWitch" Boss and Alex Wong. Their performance on the American TV show "So You Think You Can Dance" received the loudest applause and the highest judge praise in the show's history.

Person 1: Did you see Twilex on "So You Think You Can Dance" last night?

Person 2: Twilex?

Person 1: tWitch and Alex.

Person 2: Hell, yeah! That was so dope!

Wait, what?

Term used on the Internet to indicate confusion about, and often to point out a contradiction within, something someone else has said.

Person A: I like unicorns. Their scales are lovely.

Person B: Unicorn scales? Wait, what?

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Jackitude

A jackass attitude, basically meaning an attitude that makes one seem overly rude or obnoxious.

Not to be confused with a "jack-it dude", which is a chronic masturbater.

You: Hey, what's up?
Me: Fuck off.
You: Woah, what's with your jackitude today?

Bob: I heard that Dave is a jack-it dude.
John: Me, too. I heard he masturbates twenty times a day.

Conspiranoia

A portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "paranoia", wherein one's paranoia is expressed through delusions of conspiracies.

Herp: "9/11 was an insides job! The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012! The Holocaust never happened! The Moon landing was a Hollywood hoax! ILLUMINATI!"

Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."

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