wooden window waxing

The act of having sex with a woman on the sill of a window, preferably a wooden framed one, but with a fun twist. After a good amount of thrusting, the woman proceeds to shit profusely against the window's glass. The man then moves on to the "waxing" which consists of rubbing the poo all around the glass in a circular motion with the woman's ass. The ramming continues throughout this process until the deed is done and the window has a nice "wooden wax" shine to it.

Jeremy: "Hey Alex, let's go wooden window waxing at the local Stop and Shop!"
Alex: "What a splendid idea, let's go!"

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Icecreaman

Simplification of the name for a true ice cream man. Only a pure ice cream man at heart can hold the name and call it their own. Can be related to any of the ice cream products.

Are you friends with Icecreaman?

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