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Pennsylvania Chimney Sweep

The act of cleaning up the viscous, tar like shit that is unclogged from the deepest corner of your partner's bowls after anally penetrating them too deep.

Alex: How'd last night go man?
Ryan: Not well. I was tearing up her guts and she let loose last week's Indian food. I spent the rest of the night pulling a Pennsylvania Chimney Sweep.
Alex : That's brutal man.

by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 6, 2016

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Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.

Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...

by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016

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