Daniel Peters-Banthorpe

A thicc boy who makes jokes that make you shit out your pancreas 24/7.

Person 1: Remember that Daniel Peters-Banthorpe joke?
Person 2: Shits out pancreas
Person 1: Of course

Plowshare

African-American slang for a threeway.

Man 1: You you wanna have sex?
Conventional attractive woman 1: Yeah, let me get my mate in as well, so we can plowshare.

Pyrocynical

The act of converting a person to be a lesbian, despite not being female.

I'm gonna Pyrocynical you, 'cause I hate straight people!

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Brexit

The act of doing something without knowing the consequences, but realizing too late that you could have fixed it.

Man 1: "Hey, why did you shoot your sister?"
Man 2: "I don't know, just kind of wanted to"
Man 1: "So you did a brexit to your sister?"
Man 2: "Yeah, basically"

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