Daniel Peters-Banthorpe

A thicc boy who makes jokes that make you shit out your pancreas 24/7.

Person 1: Remember that Daniel Peters-Banthorpe joke?
Person 2: Shits out pancreas
Person 1: Of course

Plowshare

African-American slang for a threeway.

Man 1: You you wanna have sex?
Conventional attractive woman 1: Yeah, let me get my mate in as well, so we can plowshare.

Brexit

The act of doing something without knowing the consequences, but realizing too late that you could have fixed it.

Man 1: "Hey, why did you shoot your sister?"
Man 2: "I don't know, just kind of wanted to"
Man 1: "So you did a brexit to your sister?"
Man 2: "Yeah, basically"

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Pyrocynical

The act of converting a person to be a lesbian, despite not being female.

I'm gonna Pyrocynical you, 'cause I hate straight people!

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