Boogey Bomb

a cropdust that is more intense than normal, committed by placing one's rear almost right against the target and letting it loose.

Dude, I Boogey Bombed this girl so hard last night.

Optimus Inbred

A person so inbred that they appear to be the 'Optimus Prime' of all cousin-fuckers.

Dude, I went to Subway and they let Optimus Inbred make my sandwich.