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Radiation poisoning.
person 1: "I just bought a plane ticket to Prip'yat! I can't wait to explore the abandoned city!"
person 2: "Dont stay too long, or you'll contract the Ukranian Stomach bug."
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(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.
kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."
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When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.
Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
No nuts November is an alternative to no nut November, where you must get punched in the balls once on the first day, twice on the second day, three times on the third day and so on, but November also counts as an early destroy dick December. So, if you need to blast rope that bad, then participate in no nuts November.
I canât go through no nut November again! Maybe Iâll try no nuts November instead...
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The year where we fucked up. This year was filled with mass shootings, bombings, riots, bad politicians who make the situation even worse, and the threat of nuclear annihilation. Not to mention, global warming began to kick our asses, but everyone was to busy fucking dabbing and playing Pokémon go to consider it a real problem. Like to listen to music? To bad, this year death deciddd to shit all over the music business by killing a multitude of singers/artists/celebrities. But of course, Bieber wasnât one of them.
What a great year!
Grandfather: I remember 2016. It was a great year. We had mass killings, violence, possible nuclear war and terrible politicians.
Grandchild: papa, I think youâre having one of your episodes again.
An awful prison that can only be run by Satan himself. Young, aspiring 6th (or 5th) graders who have much to offer the world are transformed into overconfident (or self hating) dumpsters filled to the brim with every type of depression imaginable. They almost immediately start crapping on others just to try to alleviate the onslaught of homework they have to go to war with every night, even though they know it wonât do anything. None of the teachers despite being over 3 times older than you can comprehend the fact that you have a life outside of school that may not be compatible with the 5 hours of homework you now have.
The middle school you go to attempts to hide the fact that everyone hates every second they are on school grounds with new âexcitingâ freedoms that you quickly figure out are completely overblown. If you have an older sibling then you prepare for middle school by not talking to anyone at all, and unfortunately you still get bullied. The kids who are the oldest of their siblings or an only child are chewed up spit out, stomped on, ripped apart until they are completely inside out, and casted to the garbage dump of unfair social hierarchy.
Now that you have a phone, your friends constantly text you about how they hate middle school, and if you donât respond within 5 minutes, they call you and tell you how much of an ass you are for not tending to their needs through digital text.
Synonyms: depression box, and deepest darkest pit of hottest and firey hell.
Middle school, more like SHIT.
When something that normally is innocent like French Baguette is given a horrid definition by the horny shitheads of urban dictionary
me: searches up French Baguette on the internet
me: see's urban dictionary link
me: why not?
Urban dictionary: French Baguette (noun) a tampon soaked in period blood, then dried creating a hard bread like item
me: fuckin' urban dictionary