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An extremely retarded Gucci Mane fan, one who is even more retarded than a normal Gucci fan.
Ignorant fool: yo Gucci Mane is a goat, he's way better of a rapper than Eminem ever was, Gucci was right da streets don't listen to Em, they bump Gucci because he's a real nigga!
Me: No, you're just another delusional Gucci tard, Eminem is a much better rapper than Gucci could ever hope to be, and who cares about 'da streets' and what they listen to? Most of the 'street niggas' are a bunch of fucking retards anyway who don't know shit about good rap or lyrics!
Ignorant fool: You..you're a...you know...just...just fuck you hater!
Ignorant person 2: Yo mane, I thinks dat Gucci Mane iz da real king ov da souf, fuck that TI nigga, that nigga ain't king of shit, besides Gucci is way more realer den him n gucci's had people killed which is a good thing and makes him real, TI is a lil bitch, Gucci is a way betterer rapper than TI ever was, fuck TIP, trap muzik, more like crap muzik!
Me: Are you kidding? T.I. on his worst day is still better than anything that Gucci Mane will ever do, gucci only apeals to dumb niggas, and plus T.I. isn't a retard like Gucci is. Also killing people is not a good thing and it doesn't make you a better rapper.
Ignorant fool 2: you, you're just not hood, you ain't a hood nigga so you don't understand gucci's music, gucci makes music 4 da hood niggaz, you're just white n you don't get him!
Me: Na you're just another stupid ass gucci tard who doesn't know anything about music!
What Joe Biden obviously has. Anybody who can't see that is either blind or lying to themselves.
You want to know what dementia is? Just look at Joe Biden and try to listen to any one of his "speeches" and you'll know.
A "rapper" who is really more of a singer than a rapper. When he tries to rap he just sounds weird and out of place.
Bob: Have you heard the rapper Drake?
Bill: Rapper? I thought he was a singer!
When a man, who is generally believed to be straight (although this is up for debate) gets peed on by another man, usually as a result of drinking too much. What really makes it a Drake is if the man being peed on doesn't try to get away or put up a fight, but instead just stays there and "soaks up the moment."
Justin: Yo you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I was at this party and this one guy who had way too much to drink was acting really crazy and out of control, and at one point he pulled down his pants and pissed all over me!
Doug: Oh man, that's terrible! You put up a fight and got the hell away from him though right?
Justin: Um well, I, ...um, I tried to um, ...I couldn't...
Doug: Dude you got draked!
Justin: Well...the thing is, ...um, I kind of, um I kind of,...
Doug: You kind of what?
Justin: I kind of enjoyed it! There! I enjoyed it alright?
Doug: Wow yeah you definitely got so totally draked! I can't wait to tell everyone!
Justin: No, no no, don't tell them, I don't want anybody to know I enjoyed it, if anybody from that party ever says anything we'll make up a lie that I was horribly offended by it and I put up a fight and ran out of there. Everyone was drunk so maybe they won't remember.
Doug: But bro, if you enjoyed it you should admit it, not be ashamed of who you really are for the rest of your life.
Justin: no, no I can never tell anybody how much I enjoyed this.
Doug: Okay, well I guess that's the Drake thing to do. Besides everyone already thinks your sus anyway!
Someone who sucks at freestyle rapping
Bob couldn't even spit a decent freestyle, he's such a Lil Wayne.
What overly-sensitive people say when somebody says the truth about their bad taste or calls something out for what it is. Even when you give them the facts, they'll still just complain how "everybody should respect their opinion", somehow trying to convince themselves that their opinion is the truth when it clearly isn't. Usually these people are under the age of 19, and you can find them mostly on the internet, (because they're too chicken to argue with you in person.)
Luke: I think Kanye West is a top 5 rapper of all time
Bill: Dude, he's not. There's no way Kanye is a top 5 rapper of all time, you'd have to be pretty stupid to believe something like that. Kanye doesn't even write his own lyrics, so he can't be the best.
Luke: Damn, can't you just respect my opinion? I think Kanye is a top 5 rapper of all time, it's my opinion! I don't care if you don't like it, it's my opinion!
Bill: Yes, but that doesn't make it correct and it doesn't make Kanye being a top 5 rapper any closer to the truth. So if it helps you sleep at night cool, but at the end of the day it's factually incorrect.
A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
1.
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.
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Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.
3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...
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Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!