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When you are sick of either three-dimensional or two-dimensional media, so you want to see something different.
Whenever I get dementia, I switch from Super Mario Bros. to Super Mario 64, and when I get sick of both, I crave a fourth-dimensional Mario game, so now I'll have dementia until Nintendo makes that.
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When you get told to go to do a certain task, told about 30 seconds ago. You then walk to the room knowing the task. As soon as you enter the room you instantly forget the task. I have know idea how this happens or if the doors have dark magic or something. But the only logical explaination is that i have dementia.
Timmy: yo tf was i supposed to do again?
Mum: TIMMY DO YOU HAVE FUCKING DEMENTIA????
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A devastating condition that many elderly people enter. It often results in progressive memory loss and an inability to perform basic tasks.
It is not an illness perse, but rather a series of symptoms that may be associated with many diseases such as Huntington's disease.
People with dementia live in realities of their own.
(At a nursing home, facing person with dementia)
Demented person: Hi, what's your name?
Me: Hi! I'm Ken. What's your name?
Demented person: I'm going to bed!
Me: Huh?
Demented person: Can I kiss you?
Me: :( //backs away nervously
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dementia is a condition that causes the patient to. .. t ... uh... ... uh.... .. sorry what was i just saying?
...what was that?...
... huh? ... where am i?? ... i cant .. remember anything ....
i just cant tell... .. am i even awake... . .. am i dreaming?? .. ... .. what is real?.? .... ..
(dementia)
person1: look there goes that democrat what is he saying person2: IDK something about dementia 2020 dementia 2020 i think i don´t speak libtard
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Um, like, if you lose two of the six ADLs like dressing, eating or inconsonants of your vowels or if you have Oldtimer's disease or dementeea you can, like, qualify for a Long Term Care benefit.
I really wasn't thinking when I ripped mah pants - must've been the dementia
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"That dimension fever we all have." A joke used at the begging of a video titled "2D to 3D - Scott the Woz" by YouTuber Scott the Woz
Dimensions am I right? I've decided to make a term for that dimension fever we all have from time to time, Dementia!!
Urban Dictionary doesn't know what's about to hit it.
This is the Wikipedia article for puberty
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