Probably the 'shittiest' rapper of all time, next to Lil Wayne maybe.
J Cole: They say I'm like the human body, I produce my own shit
J Cole: These niggas thinking they the shit, and they ain't even farted yet
J Cole: You the shit only cause I digested you niggas
J Cole: I'm the shit, you the stools
J Cole: I let you feel like you're the shit, but boy, you can't out-fart me
J Cole: Potty train niggas, this that teach you how to shit
John: Damn J Cole is fucking shit!
Bob: Yes he is a shitty rapper.
John: he's still better than kendrick though
Bob: Obviously
J Cole is still the shit to me
Something that Joe Biden can't help but stare at and sniff.
Donald Trump: Did you see those violent BLM rioters being destructive and destroying property?
Sleepy Joe Biden: I didn't see anything of the sort, I was too busy staring at those beautiful young ladies, aren't they gorgeous? I like to see them in shorts and being able to look at their smooth, slender little legs!
A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.
Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese!
A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.
Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese, and I don't speak retard either!
Something that Lil Wayne is not
Lil Wayne is not a lyrical rapper
A "singer" who's songs should actually be used as torture devices (if they aren't already are.)
Yo they should play katy perry songs in detention at high schools, nobody probably would ever break the rules again.
A very mediocre "r&b" singer (and I use r&b very loosely) who sounds almost identical to Jason Derulo with a little Trey Songz sprinkled in there, who like Derulo, Chris Brown and countless others, drowns in autotune in most of his tracks, and like Brown, makes very terrible "r&b" "music" with cringe-worthy and repulsive lyrics, bad autotuned whiny vocals, and horrible production. The sad thing is that, when Bellinger actually tries, similar to Derulo, he can actually make some pretty good songs like Circle of Love and Do for Love, but more often than not he insists on making Chris Brown-ish trash.
Man I swear people who think that Eric Bellinger is real r&b or that he is saving r&b obviously don't know anything about r&b, he's as bad as Chris Brown.