menthol lady

bordering on elderly Caucasian lady who’s very thin, has sunburnt leathery skin, & long hair dyed either bright red or jet black. Often dressed in jeans and bedazzled accessories or club wear in the middle of the day. Has the prettiest colored eyes ever — an icy blue, brilliant green, or almost turquoise hue; lined with bright colored eyeliner (usually blue).
Super raspy husky voice.
You’ll encounter these menthol ladies at your nearest gas station or convenience store purchasing menthols.
They call everyone “hun” and tend to be very friendly.

Ah yes, the menthol lady: the crust and backbone of society.