da haircut

A DA or ducks ass haircut, was popular in the 50's when guys greased up their hair and combed it straight back on both sides, producing a distinct rudder like effect in the rear.

Clyde is rocking a real old time DA haircut.

Bitchnoring

When a women ignores perfectly good information provided by a man because, well, he's a man.

Ellen was bitchnoring me when I tried to explain how to change a tire.