Dirty Desk

N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.

Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!

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Idga Fada

All parts of speech except a preposition, or conjunction
derived from latin: Idga Fada means : A Fuck Not Given.

In common terms, it is known as the nonchalant attitude students take on when nothing else matters.
often times people use this as an excuse for not completing a task.
Idgafitis is the disease incorporated with having an Idga Fada attitude

Jon: did you do the homework?!?!
Mike: IDGAFADA!
Jon: Whats that?
Mike: I dont give a fuck motherfucker!
Jon: I dontwanna give a fuck
Mike: Okay Cool, You can be a Idga Fada Brada

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