Quafft

The act of farting and quiffing at the same time.

I hate it when my girlfriend quaffts is bloody stinks...

junkie justification

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.