dendron

dendron (n.): a hillbilly burdened with an unfathomable degree of stupidity, usually combined with unrealistic fantasy and poverty.

My boyfriend is such a dendron. He has the dumbest ideas.

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Superboomer

The condition of being a 65+ Republican in Florida during a raging pandemic in which you are more fearful of registering online for a COVID-19 vaccine because you’d prefer death over someone possibly getting into your bank account.

My step-dad is a superboomer. He prefers to wait for 45k more vaccines to arrive through the county than provide his Medicare number to Publix for an appointment meant tomorrow.