Avery

Pedophile

Avery is a fucking pedophile, and necrophiliac, but he has pretty eyes, a great smile, and he's a really good boyfriend.

Small child: who's that?
Me: oh, that's Avery. He's my boyfriend, and he's great. But he's also a pedophile so stay away.

Jone Bag

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?

A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework

Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES