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Dad- Hey what u doin
Son- Idk_I'm_bored
Dad- listen u dumb shit u r gonna do something before I bring it out
Son- shit dad I'll play with my friends
Dad- NO U R GONNA PLAY WITH ME
Son- NO
Dad- THATS IT
Son- Argggggh
Got the looks and gets any man she wants. She is a player and will sleep with almost anyone. You could say she's a whore
3👍 13👎
SHREK is a sexy beast prove me wrong
Person1:What are you watching?
Person2:SHREK
Person1:Cool. I love shrek
Person2:Not as much as me though, I think about him every night
Brains ex girlfriend from family guy come on like u should know this
Jillian wait says Brian cuz Stewie just revealed Brian didn't wanna move in with her
3👍 5👎
Jokes no longer exist. It's 2020 and everyone gets offended by the dumbest shit. I wish the world wasn't like this :c
Pedro Pony: I told her, that's not my dog that's my wife
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude
Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke
Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony
Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me
Pedro Pony: No wait, please
Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time
Pedro Pony: Nooo!
Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right
Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!