santje

Much like Sonia:

Stupid, funny, makes you laugh your ass off, will kill you if you hurt her feelings, and likes to scam all the guyz ... and their asses!

freakin HOT, amazing in the sack, freeek-a-leek, sweet, caring, funny, smart....and boooooootylicious

Sonia is a gorgeous masterpiece created by God to bring beauty into this world and get rid of ugly people.

Wow don't make me cry or I'll kick your ass... speaking of that did you see that guy's bottom who just walked by??

6👍 4👎

Earth

A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter

The Earth is good, but it spawned evil

100👍 16👎