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The act of inserting a violin bow into your stinker (definition by Max Evans)
guy 1: im about to perform the Kevin titus special
guy 2: may I join?
Teacher with a wham nose who has a train ticket. he cuts his own hair for convenience over looks, and he is an all round bless guy. half the class still got a u on his test though so he's a bit rubbish but not to worry
Miss Jennings: do u have a crush on me?
Mr Hardy: yes
Miss Jennings: lol ur nose is big
Mr Hardy: sket
all round SPECIMEN. he is good at running and pick up lines. this is one that he frequently uses to bed baddies: hey girl, we should role play toy story; you can be buzz lightyear because I've already got this woody
Girl 1: Who is Isaac
Isaac: :(
its always "who is Isaac" not "how is Isaac"
When you are the coolest, most masculine guy on planet earth and have significant advantage over everyone else in regards to pulling both men and women
Guy 1: omg josh is so manly
Guy 2: im a straight dom but when it comes to josh james, anything is on the table
Guy 1: I wish I was amazing enough to perform the josh james special and be so cool
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THE MANLIEST MAN YOU WILL EVER SEE! HE HAS A MASSIVE PENIS AND HE KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!
Girl 1: omg i got railed last night
Girl 2: was it by behz?
girl 1: no
girl 2: then u haven't been properly railed