loose or tight

that game you play when you are driving around with your buddies, you scream "LOOSE OR TIGHT" out the window to some bitch and she will reply

messenger: HEY, LOOSE OR TIGHT?
bitch: FUCK OFF ASSHOLE
messenger: ... hahaha shes so loose

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paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

The Compactor

The act of forcing your cock into your girl's anus and forcing the shit in her ass to travel backwards up her intestine and even possibly puncturing through her anal wall.

Stacy: I haven't shit in a week.
Doctor: Have you had anal?
Stacy: Well... Yeah.
Doctor: Most likely you are feeling the effects of The Compactor.

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gushner

THE CLIT.

DID YOU TWITTLE HER GUSHNER?