spell douche

Someone who corrects your spelling; typcially on social media in front of all your friends.

On Facebook I write: "Its the bain of my existence!"

Spell douche who doesn't even know me writes: I believe it's spelled "bane".

While true, you are douche. A spell douche.

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Jaded

when a guy rubs one out; jerking off, masterbation

I only jaded once in the shower this week!

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