Alex Ovechkin

Some really ugly Russian hockey player that plays for the Caps. He made a fool out of himself at the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games, because he lost, BADLY. He can't even score a 51st goal, like Sidney Crosby can.

He is also very creepy looking.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick is ugly"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she must be Alex Ovechkin's kid"
Guy #1: "No shit, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!"

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Puckin'

The hockey version of Ballin'.
It is much more Canadian-friendly.

It is fun to yell, also because it sounds like Fucking and if you get in trouble because people think you are saying Fucking you are able to say "Hell no, I wasn't, I said 'Puckin''." And the people would look and feel like fools because they were wrong and silly to jump to that conclusion.

Announcer: "And Team Canada wins Gold!"
Guy #1: "YEAHHH! GO CANADA!"
Guy #2: "THIS IS SO COOL. THIS IS PUCKIN'!! "
Guy #3: "USA is still a really good team! Nice try guys!"
Guy #1 and #2: "PUCKINNNNN'"

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