San Marin High-school

The literal definition of depression stuck right in the middle of novato CA. You will not find a single happy soul here that isn't on drugs. If you encounter a freshman be sure to hit them with your car or kill them in any sort of way. To quote the school's principal, "the freshman class of 2022is a literal dumpster fire of human beings.”

"Dude i'm in a pit right now, I feel like i'm back at San Marin High-school."
"Darn dude! Meet me at SRJC and we can smoke some pot."
"Nah man I got to college of Marin”

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False Blink

When a disposable vape blinks to indicate it’s run out of charge, while in fact it has not. Typically it will last for a while after a false blink

Yo I think your vape died bro

Hit it again it was probably a false blink

(Hits the vape)

Oh shit, it was a false blink!

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