hermaphrodite

Freak of the nature. Hermaphrodites are weirdos, who have genitalia of both sexes, both dick and pussy, and thus, they're uberfreaks.

hermaphrodites are from the andromeda galaxy, and they escaped into this world because their own species hated them so much that hermaphrodites were almost killed off.

Hermaphrodites have a plan to conquer and enslave this world, and they're masters of mind control. George W. Bush is in their control, and hermaphrodites are using him to their own horrible and freakish ends. But there is still hope, for hermaphrodites cannot reproduce, and their race is going to die off in a thirty years.

Hermaphrodite 1. "Mwahahahaa! These humans are so stupid. They still don't view us threat."

Hermaphrodite 2. "Yeah pal, but they're going to learn when we destroy their race and take over this world."

Both: "Mwahahahahaha!"

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