Javier Baez

An insufferable douche-nozzle, formerly of the Chicago cubs, now on the new York Mets of the MLB.

Baez is the fakest tough guy in sports history, and will whine and moan whenever he doesn't get hit way, but act like he's a legitimately good player whenever he rarely actually does something that contributes to his team.

"hey man did you hear about javier Baez"