Oscar

Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.

Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?

Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there

Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy

Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music

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