salty

A person that is a sea creeper or pirate wannabe. They have weird grey salty wiskers and beard and usually wears big rain coats in the color of yellow, dark brown,navy, grey, or green. Salties need to eat seafood and go out to sea or saltwater at least everyweek. Usually you can find salties hanging around sea ports being creepers or out on their little fishing row boat. A salty is like the sea version of a carny and its best to avoid them as much as possible. Beware the salties.

Girl: Theres a salty! Run!
Salty: Uhh ih need to gut back to my rowboat, neeed lobster need saltwater
Girl: Eww look at his weird salty whiskers omg good hes going back to the ocean
Girl2: Such a pirate wannabe

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