Do women be shoppin?

I question that only true men answer with yes

Do women be shoppin? Yes

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Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

Humidititty

Sweaty Titty.

Oh shit the queen got Humidititty during a parade.

Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

c17h21no4

A delicious chemical

Hey dude I can smell the c17h21no4 from across the room.

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

April 30th

Suck your own dick day.

Hey man, it's April 30th, I need lube and some assistance