queuejack

when someone waits until the last minute and then changes your Netflix queue to all chickflicks.

I thought Diehard 3 and Family Guy were coming in the mail today but my crazy old lady queuejacked me and they sent two goddamned Reese Witherspoon movies.

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bone yodeler

An openly out and proud gay man.

That Bryce claims he isnt a Bone Yodeler but he sure sucks a lot of dick on the side.

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car face

The phenomenon were a woman has a beautiful face when spotted in her automobile, but when she gets out a fat or otherwise unseemly body is attached. Also known as the exact opposite of butterface.

I thought a hot chick was making eyes at me on my vespa yesterday, but when she drug 200 pounds of cottage cheese out of her car at the gas station I saw she just had car face so I hauled ass out of there!!!

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