Barbra

Has three kids and wants to speak to the manager

Barbra: "I have three kids and want to speak to the manager"

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Canada

It doesn't exist.

*Person tries to enter Canada* *Canada not there* Person: "I Fucking Knew It!"

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Christianity

Do things for Jesus.

Blame things on the Devil... or Jews depending how hungry you are

-Infomercial: Have you ever fucked up? Try blaming it on the Devil!
-Jesus: "Love thy neighbor" Christianity: *Kills all their neighbors*

-Person 1: "Hey you killed someone! That's bad!" Person 2: "No man it's cool, I'm doing it for Jesus."

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