Jew

Ew... Jew

Person 1 "Ew, look there is a jew"
Person 2 "Ew, I'm a jew"

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Bill

Bill is a bitch! He is a loser! I'm better than Bill, and you are too.

*Person 1 "Hey do you know Bill?"
*Person 2 "You mean that BITCH Bill that I beat in War?"
*Person 1 "Yeah that's probably the one."

Marina

The most amazing girl you will meet. She is so beautiful and amazing. Unfortunately for you she Is mine. But if you are blessed enough to spot her you will know It right away. Just gorgeous, just spectacular, just mind blowing. She's an Angel on earth and I'm so lucky to have her to myself <3

Me- Hey Marina your amazing

Marina- (Just sits there)
Everyone else- Is that an Angel?
Me- Yes.

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