Kissakeet

Kissakeet, what is it? Its a green and yellow bird that talks.

John: Damn I love Kissakeets.
Dave: You mean Budgies right?
John: Yeah but I call them Kissakeets like a real man.

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Pedro T Bird

He is my bird

I love my bird, Pedro T Bird!

Silly dream

When you have a dream so stupid it really isn't possible, like that girl you want to go out with or being a billionare

Greg: Damn I REALLY like Catherine
Dave: Thats a Silly dream Greg, your going to be a forever virgin...

Super Earth

Super Earth, our home.

Defend it against the evil Automaton scum and the Terminid menace, for democracy!

I was playing Helldivers earlier and I had a wave of sudden patriotism for a fictional nation, Super Earth really is compelling like that

Chirpnado

When there is a massive group of birds in a park and you just wanna run away.

Dave: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE CHIRPNADO OH MY GOD PLEASE HELP SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!