Vladimir Tarasenko

A Russian forward who plays for the St. Louis Blues of the NHL.
Goalies can't stop the beast that is Vladimir Tarasenko.

Vladimir Tarasenko is a beastly Russian hockey player.

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Alex Ovechkin

He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.

Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.

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Hockey Family Tree

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down

The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.

Ryan Reaves

A forward for the St. Louis Blues. He is the leader of the goon squad and never loses a fight.

Ryan Reaves is the best goon in the NHL.

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Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

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Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

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Crayon

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

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