Hanna

Hanna is straight up flawless. There is no other person on this planet that is quite like her. The first time you meet a Hanna you very likely be nervous, maybe even sweating, as you are blown away by how sweet she is. If you are lucky enough to get to know her she will magically become increasingly cute until you can't help but smile when you see her.

Hanna is humble, and will genuinely stress about not being good enough, all the while exceeding everyone's expectations. She is intelligent and emotionally mature, but loves to goof around and make cute noises, funny and scary faces. She is also creative and great at making presents for the people she cares about. And there are many people who care about her, because she is amazing.

Like all beautiful beings she can be sad at times. If you are lucky enough to encounter a sad Hanna, feel grateful. Hanna doesn't open up about her emotions to everyone. This show of vulnerability should remind you that feelings matter and that you should be there for her.

Hanna's also love hugs and cuddles. She will laugh with you when you do something stupid, and will forgive you for dumb mistakes. Hanna's are especially fond of emotional movies like The Notebook, Frozen and Good Will Hunting. Hanna's also know to go by different names like: Hani, Hansi and Hani B.

Megan: Why are you crying?
Jolene: My husband just divorced me
Megan: What the Hell?! You and Mike have been together for like 20 years. That makes no sense why would he do such a thing?
Jolene: He met Hanna...
Megan: Oh, yeah that would do it.

Buddha: I just became enlightened!

The Gods: Damn! That's awesome, what's it like?
Buddha: It's like being Hanna

Evil queen (from snow white): Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
Magic Mirror: It's not Hanna...
Magic Mirror: Just kidding, of course it's her!
Evil queen: Damn, I knew it! I would try to poison her but I bet you she's immune. Do you think I'm cool enough to invite her to my birthday party?

Matthew (disciple): Jesus, why did you die for our sins?
Jesus: I died so future people could experience the perfection of Hanna. You don't even know what you're missing

Josh: Dudebro, I had a fight with my GF last night, as we were having sex, because all I could think about was Hanna
Henry: Oh shit, I'm sorry man, hope you and your GF figured it out
Josh: No we broke up, but thinking about Hanna made it the best sex of my entire life

GOD: I love Hanna, I made myself in her image

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