Cumdo

When you blow your wad in your partner's hair, he or she gets a cumdo. Can be intentional or not. A copious load makes the cumdo impossible to style.

Person 1: You shot your load all over my hair!
Person 2: Cool, you'll have an awesome cumdo in a sec.

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outdicked yourself

Like outdone yourself in dickishness. Means that you've been a total and utter dick. Not just a normal dick, but a jaw-dropping dick.

Person 1: oh man you fucked that hoe up the ass?
Person 2: shit yeah. Then I came on her face and kicked her to the curb
Person 1: shit bro, you totally outdicked yourself!
Person 2: damn straight dude.

sauna boat

A big boat that contains a bunch of saunas. See hidea. Coz the sauna boat only sounds cool if you're totally under the influence of cannabis.

Zeke: dude, we should totally start a sauna boat

Cody: dood! You are totz trippin'. (Laugh) Wtf is a sauna boat. (Toke) oh wait, that's an awesome idea!

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go co-ed

Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.

Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.

Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.

Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.

chat dumped

Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).

Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.

Brazilian choke

A choke of epic proportions, as when the Brazilian World Cup 2014 soccer team lost, 1 to 7 against Germany. Usually the team crumbles psychologically and succumbs to their opponent.

Person1: Dood, did you see the Yankees last night.

Person2: Missed it

Person1: Liek, they had a fucking Brazilian choke. Total meltdown

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relationship upgrade

Moving your relationship to the "next" (higher) level: from friends to "friends with benefits" or dating; from dating to exclusive, from exclusive to moving in, etc. Sometimes the relationship upgrade requires considerable work from one partner to overcome the fears, worries, or hesitance of the other partner.

Person 1: I'm tired of being just friends with benefits. We need a relationship upgrade!
Person 2: What you want from me bro? I don't wanna be monogamous yet.
Person 1: Let's just date - some romance with our sex.
Person 2: Ok. I guess that's a cool relationship upgrade.