Television cheating

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.

Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??

okc effect

The okc effect is when you continue chatting with someone on okc instead of meeting them. Usually, it sets in about 10 minutes into a chat, potentially earlier. After onset of the okc effect, one or both chatters get unrealistically high hopes based on a false sense of intimacy. In turn, the okc effect becomes a vicious circle. The pressure of meeting becomes higher and higher, so you continue chatting and chatting.

Dood 1: I've been chatting for weeks with this totally hot guy on okc. He's super cool.

Dood 2: when are you gonna hook up man?
Dood 1: soon, maybe next weekend.

Dood 2: dude, totz okc effect! You ain't never meeting. You're too chicken shit he may be fugly.

face cunt

Basically, a goatee. But neatly trimmed or wild, it looks like the pubes around a facial vag - hence, it's a face cunt. The expression is common slang in Germany: Gesichtsfotze.

Dood 1: bro, you are sportin' a total face cunt
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.