Hamish

A homosapien of distinct qualities and attributes. This individual carries himself with an air of nonchalance and mystery, almost as if he were born of another time. He also has the ability to croon any song so well that entire audiences have been known to faint at the mere sound of his ethereal voice. Another characteristic of this person is his ability to eat almost anyone out of house and home. It's as if his insides had no limit. They simply stretch to comply with his ravenous appetite.

You ate the whole wheel of cheese? Don't be a Hamish.

Hamish: (crooning) I love it when you call me big papa.

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