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A very powerful sex spell able to be cast by only the most experienced of weiner witches/wizards. To cast the spell, one must get a firm hold on their weiner, and recite the spell incantation whilst ferociously rubbing their weiner wand with both hands. This causees a bright green ejaculatory material to travel at high speeds to the intended target. The ejaculate will instantaneously melt anything it comes in contact with. Depending on the caster's magical weiner skill, they may be able to control the ejaculate with the power of their mind, telepathically directing it's direction to ensure maximum effectiveness and to avoid misfire and wasted weiner magic.
When Kyriea foud out that Michael had beat up her rabies/herpes/crabs infected nigger kittens, she cast the Avadacajaculate spell on him, melting him in a fury of fiery green cum.
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A room in your Technology Education class your perverted teacher will drag you in to "Finish the job". Caution should be taken when entering and exiting, as you will most likely recieve rather embarrassing comments from onlookers
Chris: Sir, I need to solder these wires together.
Teacher: Ok Chris, let's go to the finishing room.
*Chris and his teacher walk into the finishing room*
Michael: Oooh, Chris is going in the finishing room!
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A large number named c. December 2010. It is used to represent a massive amount, often used in the context of expressing size, quantity, or rate. It is somewhat popular on Facebook among wallposts via the "like" status phenomenon (usually the "like for a rate" status) to express a rather high score to evaluate another with. Occasionally, it is used to express frustration in mathematics problems and used by math students as a solution to an equation when no other methods work because your teacher lied to you about every single one of those other methods.
(on Facebook)
Stuats update- Like this status and I will rate you!:)
*Gary Beno likes your status*
Wallpost: Rate: 1234FuckingThousand <3
(in mathematics/arithmetic)
Math Problem: Given v=12,456.78 and y=34g-26*47g sq., find x.
Student: I don't know...x=1234FuckingThousand!
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A long page listing out rules and conditions you must abide by in order to use a service. When seen on the internet, these terms are often ignored, as all the user must do is click the "I Accept" button at the bottom. If you read or attempt to read a page listing Terms of Service on the internet more than once in your life, you should schedule a doctor's appointment soon to test for possible Down Syndrome.
"Ugh, I don't want to read the Terms of Service! They all mean the same thing."
*Clicks "I Accept" button*
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A mouthole is a conjunction of the words "mouth" and "hole". The term refers to the oral area between the lips, where various objects are shoved down for a number of purposes. The term is often used sexually, but occasionally is used for other purposes in the same context. The term "mouthole", as well as the official spelling was coined c. September 2010 by Michael Bornemann, who is quite famous for his use of "hole" in words under the premise that any word with the suffix "hole" in the back makes the root word up to 60% dirtier and therefore substantially more comical.
Ex. 1:
Jacob: Oh me oh my, fucking harlots these days...
Michael: I hear you bro, they always got something down their mouthole
Ex. 2:
Michael: God damn, I'm so hungry-_-...I should've had breakfast
Brandon: Here, take this Poptart!
Michael: Aww sweet, I'm gonna enjoy this in my mouthole. :3
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