snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.

1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."

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LBS

Short for, "lasting boner syndrome". This is when, after sex, the male's erection persists for a longer period of time than expected (>5 minuets).

Man: "Baby, I've got LBS."
Woman: "I know! You finished 16 minuets ago and you're STILL hard!"

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Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.

-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!