Gene

A tall, sexy beast with a firm ass and very broad shoulders. He looks so good from behind that you’d agree to a date without having seen his face.

He picks you up for lunch. He is confident, chatty and intelligent. He makes you laugh. He eats like a horse....even from other people’s plates. It’s a damn super power because he is so tall and thin.

As time goes on, it’s revealed that he’s not just brilliant at math, science and business. He can also fix anything. How is he real? He handles his money well and is a master in the sheets. You want to stop time and exist forever in his red bedroom. Women can exist on snacks, sex and him.

His DNA should be bottled and sold. His offspring are tall, tan and striking. His attributes do not fade with age. If you find one, you’ll want to keep him.

I need a Gene to rock my world.

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Fredo

A term used for a dud in an Italian American family. A self centered person with low intelligence and no job skills. He lacks integrity and loyalty. He is a burden and embarrassment to the family.

If the family owns a business, they invent a meaningless job for him. He is worthless, but they feel responsible for him. If the family has connections or political power, they can get him placed in a meaningless job somewhere else.

The term comes from the character, Fredo Corleone, in The Godfather movies and books.

Joe got another DUI and he can’t keep a job. We will be wiping his ass for the rest of his life. He’s the Fredo of the family.

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