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Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.

I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.

by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017

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money pocket

Another name for a vagina.

Don’t bother with Anna, she keeps that money pocket zipped up tight. Her sister Penolope will lend anyone a few bucks though.....

by IlldefineIt November 29, 2017