ronaldo

1) Ronaldo - Once pretty special Brazilian soccer star, most goals in world cup history.. blah blah
now a fat loser who can go sit on the sidelines scoffing cakes with wayne rooney the bogan

2) Cristiano Ronaldo - spunky portugese spunk spunk who gave rooney the bogan what he deserved. famous for stepovers, dramatic dives and that bod, gotta love the soccer tradition of swapping shirts

1) Ive gained a bit of weight, i cant run for shit and im past my prime.. shit im turning into a real ronaldo

2) Im young, im spunky and i can play soccer real good.. shit im turning into a real cristiano

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