purpuratitulumphobia

The immense fear of purple markers

“John was just diagnosed with purpuratitulumphobia!”

Flipflappityjackity

The work in place of fuck when you are in school and cannot swear.

“Why don’t you shut your flipflappityjackity mouth!?”

Swiffle

A cruel word for someone who like cleaning.

“Your such a Swiffle, Martha.”