ilona

a blonde girl who is intelligent yet slow. not to be confused with "a-loner", she has many friends who enjoy making fun of her many hobbies and boys.

look at that ilona; she's never alone because people are always thinking she is so blonde.

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Chillax

As in to relax and "chill". Verb.

Ilona likes to chillax with her friends and laugh at Zima who is not chillaxin.

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FEMA

Federal Emergency Management Agency

FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. It allows creation of a non-elected national government. Think about that.

FEMA is our government.

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systemite

any devoted fan of the popular metal band System of a Down

My fellow systemite friend got us all front row tickets to a System of a Down concert.

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