Cornwall council

A large group of elderly, cornish and inbred men and women who lost cognitive ability back in 1872. Can't fucking make their mind up about basic human facilities. Legend has it that a select few who are chosen out of the cornish gene pool can gain a job at Cornwall council and then gain delusion a the cherry on top.

Most other councils- Improves lives of their citizens.
Kernow-w-w-w-w council- Builds £40m bike path.

JK, I love Cornwall council (let my family go).